A Day in the Life of a Loser 7:45am: Alarm clock does off. (Snooze) 7:50am: Alarm clock goes off again (Snooze) 7:55am: Alarm clock goes off, hits snooze button and finally gets out of bed to change. 8:00 hits and the alarm clock goes off again because he keeps his clock next to his bed so he doesn’t have to stand up to get to the desk. 8:20am: Just got out of the shower and is now running **10 minutes late** see above. 8:30am: Gets into his car. “Oh my god I can’t believe this traffic I don’t think i’ll be able to make it to Starbucks!” 8:55am: “Well I’ve got about 5 minutes i know the Barrista I have been trying to hit on for the last five years knows my drink I should be okay.” Gets his drink, pays $4 and heads to work. 9:03am: Arrives at work. The three minute delta is no big deal because no one cares about his work anyway. 9:05am – 10:15am: Reads a bunch of important news articles on “Yahoo” and “Shine” about dating...